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Utah Town Has Question About President: 'What's Not to Like?' [30 Nov 2006|10:24pm]
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Utah Town Has Question About President: 'What's Not to Like?'

By David Finkel
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, January 31, 2006; Page A01

RANDOLPH, Utah -- To get to the place where they like George W. Bush more than any other place in America, you fly west for a long time from Washington, then you drive north for a long time from Salt Lake City, and then you pull into Gator's Drive Inn, where the customer at the front of the line is ordering a patty melt.

"Patty melts! No one makes patty melts anymore," she is saying to the counterman, Ryan Louderman, who knew she wasn't local as soon as he heard the sound of a car being locked. "Can I get it without onions?" she says. "And can I get mustard? On the side? Dijon mustard?"


Like most residents of Randolph, Utah, Pat Orton, owner of Gator's Drive Inn, is a loyal supporter of President Bush. The town gave the president 95.6 percent of the vote in 2004.

"I don't think we have Dijon mustard," says Louderman, who is 15 and would have voted for Bush if he could have. "I think we only have regular mustard." But he writes it down anyway and gives the order to Pat Orton, the owner and cook.

"No onions? With mustard?" says Orton, who voted for Bush in 2004 and 2000. "Oh, God, we get some weird ones" -- but she cooks it anyway, as requested, and passes the non-patty melt out to the woman, who takes a bite, declares it "fabulous" and wraps up the rest to go. She's on her way to a ski resort. She is going to be lifted by helicopter to the top of a mountain with untouched snow, and then she is going to ski down.

"Clang" goes the cowbell on the door as she leaves.

"Beep" goes the remote-controlled lock on her SUV.

"Dijon mustard," Louderman says as the woman drives away. "I don't know what Dijon mustard is. Don't care to find out, either."

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[28 Nov 2006|09:28pm]
[ music | t rex ]

im going to name my children after their fathers...
Ted Nugent Jr.
Alice Cooper Jr.
Kings of Leon Jr.
Michael Hutchence Jr.
Ozzy Jr. (only cuz sabbath was wicked sweet)
Darby Crash Jr.
Richard Hell Jr.
Johnny Thunders Jr.
Keith Jagger Jr. (this is only because i dont know whos he is)
Jim Morrison Jr..
man thats already like 7.5 years of being pregnant...
maybe ill stop there for now
and yes, i know a bunch of em are dead.

oh yeah, and T Rex Jr.
AND Bradley Nowell Jr....

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[28 Nov 2006|02:53pm]
There was an article in Metro this morning that said that women think about sex, on average, once a day. I suspect this may be true but only if that one occasion lasts twenty-three hours.
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