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Utah Town Has Question About President: 'What's Not to Like?'

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 06:24:07 GMT

Utah Town Has Question About President: 'What's Not to Like?'

By David Finkel
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, January 31, 2006; Page A01

RANDOLPH, Utah -- To get to the place where they like George W. Bush more than any other place in America, you fly west for a long time from Washington, then you drive north for a long time from Salt Lake City, and then you pull into Gator's Drive Inn, where the customer at the front of the line is ordering a patty melt.

"Patty melts! No one makes patty melts anymore," she is saying to the counterman, Ryan Louderman, who knew she wasn't local as soon as he heard the sound of a car being locked. "Can I get it without onions?" she says. "And can I get mustard? On the side? Dijon mustard?"

Like most residents of Randolph, Utah, Pat Orton, owner of Gator's Drive Inn, is a loyal supporter of President Bush. The town gave the president 95.6 percent of the vote in 2004.

"I don't think we have Dijon mustard," says Louderman, who is 15 and would have voted for Bush if he could have. "I think we only have regular mustard." But he writes it down anyway and gives the order to Pat Orton, the owner and cook.

"No onions? With mustard?" says Orton, who voted for Bush in 2004 and 2000. "Oh, God, we get some weird ones" -- but she cooks it anyway, as requested, and passes the non-patty melt out to the woman, who takes a bite, declares it "fabulous" and wraps up the rest to go. She's on her way to a ski resort. She is going to be lifted by helicopter to the top of a mountain with untouched snow, and then she is going to ski down.

"Clang" goes the cowbell on the door as she leaves.

"Beep" goes the remote-controlled lock on her SUV.

"Dijon mustard," Louderman says as the woman drives away. "I don't know what Dijon mustard is. Don't care to find out, either."

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:28:15 GMT

im going to name my children after their fathers...
Ted Nugent Jr.
Alice Cooper Jr.
Kings of Leon Jr.
Michael Hutchence Jr.
Ozzy Jr. (only cuz sabbath was wicked sweet)
Darby Crash Jr.
Richard Hell Jr.
Johnny Thunders Jr.
Keith Jagger Jr. (this is only because i dont know whos he is)
Jim Morrison Jr..
man thats already like 7.5 years of being pregnant...
maybe ill stop there for now
and yes, i know a bunch of em are dead.

oh yeah, and T Rex Jr.
AND Bradley Nowell Jr....

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 22:53:18 GMT

There was an article in Metro this morning that said that women think about sex, on average, once a day. I suspect this may be true but only if that one occasion lasts twenty-three hours.

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:22:58 GMT

imagine if anne frank had a BLOG instead of a DIARY!
currently listening to: nazis pounding on the door
Current Mood: concentrating

Mothra has little use for songs with names

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 02:03:45 GMT

By Shawn Conner
Publish Date: November 16, 2006

Curse Mothra. The noise-rock trio from Gibsons Landing obviously wasn’t thinking about your friendly neighbourhood music journalist when putting together its self-titled debut. If it had been more considerate, the group might have taken the time to come up with actual song titles, thus making my job a little easier.

So please explain, Mothra folk, why you chose to list the 12 compositions on your record as “Untitled i”, “Untitled ii”, “Untitled iii”, et cetera.

sat.

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:03:54 GMT

Yeah, so I did like 10 shots and woke up the next day wearing only one shoe and a sombrero.

Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:19:10 GMT

If we could shrink the earth's population to village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratio remaining the same, it would look something like the following:
There would be:
-57 Asians
-21 Europeans
-14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north and south
-8 Africans
-52 would be female
-48 would be male
-70 would be non-white
-30 would be white
-70 would be non-Christian
-30 would be Christian
-89 would be heterosexual
-11 would be homosexual
-6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States.
-80 would live in substandard housing
-70 would be unable to read
-50 would suffer from malnutrition
-1 would be near death
-1 would be near birth
-1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education
-1 would own a computer

When one considers our world from such a compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and education becomes glaringly apparent.

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 23:58:00 GMT

"Chicken Huntin'"

[Violent J]
Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]
Who's going chicken huntin
We's goin' chicken huntin' [3x]
Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
Cuz I chop motherfucking redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy fucking a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the fuck you trying to do"
??"Ah, Billy Billy Billy Boo"??
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]

[Violent J]
Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared bitch named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Redneck fella, moonshine sella
Hang him by his neckbones, chicken bones
Locked in the cellar, yellow belly chicken plucker
You redneck fucker!

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 07:17:08 GMT

if I ever get married, this is what will happen:
my brides maids will wear tinfoil hats,
we will eat hot dogs and pizza,
there will be a keg,
and it will all happen in a bomb shelter.

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:07:10 GMT

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The Basics
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Single or Taken: single, thank you
Sex: female
Birthday: may 22
Sign: gemini
Siblings: none
Hair colour: blonde
Eye colour: blue
Shoe size: niiine?
Height: 5'9 maybe?
Innie or Outie: Innie
What are you wearing right now: leopard print shirt that reminds me of peg bundy, and TMNT shorts
Where do you live: gibsons now
Righty or lefty: righty but sometimes lefty

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Relationships
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Do you have a bf or gf?: 9
Best place to go for a date? drinkin... anywhere.

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Fashion Stuff
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Where is your fav place to shop?: shit b. other peoples closets
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?: ears, bellybutton, lip... mirmaid and black cat and rose ship tattoos soon
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Faves
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Color: grey
Food: strawberries, japanese, rice cakes
Subject in school: haha suckers.. 10 more days of freedom
Animal: dogs, aand large jungle cats thank ya very much
Drink: TEQUILA!
Place to visit: .... mexico. in a stolen el camino
Month: summer please
Show: nah
Ice Cream: on a stick
Breakfast: fastfood hashbrowns
Perfume/Cologne: mens speed stick

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Have You Ever
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Given anyone a bath: yeah
Smoked: smoking builds character
Bungee jumped: no sir
Broken the law: yes
Made yourself throw-up: no i hate throwing up
Gone skinny dipping: 'course, im always scared a fish is gonna bite my vag though...
Been in the opposite sex's washroom: yes, on several occassions,. once we were peeing in urinals and a man walked in with his dick hangin out
Eaten a dog biscuit: yeah, when you're a kid those things are the best
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: hahaha
Broken a bone:no i ripped a tendon once... ow
Played truth or dare: yeah i used to love that game
Been in a physical fight: yeah, and woken up with katies blood on me several times haha
Been in a police car: yes
Been on a plane: yeah
Been in a sauna: yep.. not a fan though
Been in a hot tub: yup
Swam in the ocean: i dig the ocean
Fallen asleep in school: yep, good old daniels never failed
Kissed your cousin: ewwww no!
Pictured your crush naked: yeah obviously
Ever had a sex dream: yes indeed
Broken someone's heart: nah, i dont tend to get that close to people
Cried when someone died: yeah, too often at my age
Flashed someone: yes
Lied: all the time, but only about retarded stuff
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: kind of . i hate that
Saved e-mails: haha yeah, im a nerd
Wished you were someone else: yes, but i think it would turn out like in the movies when they wish for it to be christmas everyday and it just aint special...
Wished you were a member of the opposite sex: maybe for a day... id blow my load in 10 chicks faces while yelling "im the greatest pirate hunter in the world!"
Made out with JUST a friend?: yes. worst fucking idea anyone could ever have
Been rejected?: yes
Been in love?: no
Been cheated on?: never had a real bf, therefore less drama and impossible to cheat/ be cheated on
Done something you regret?: no

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First Thing That Comes to Mind
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Red: marble
Blue: yoyo
Happy: ferry boat
Cow: made
Greenland: umbrella
...that was strange.

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What Is
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Your good luck charm: peg leg buzz lightyear, if he can do it i can!
Stupidest thing you have ever done: oh dear i dont think i want to mention it again
Whats your room like: halloween... big dead tree and bat mural, pumpkin lanters, life sized mummy, dead leopards everywhere...
Your crush: darby crash
Your most prized possession: wolf man
Last thing you said: "no, i gotta go get ice cream!"
What is beside you: lots of stuff
Last thing you ate: ice cream bar
What kind of shampoo do you use: pert
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Have You Ever Had
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Chicken pox: when i was really little
Sore Throat: of course
Cold: yeah all the damn time
Stiches: yes
Bloody nose: no

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Do you
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Believe in love at first sight: no.
Enjoy parks: like you wouldnt believe
Like picnics: yes
Like school: sometimes
What schools have you gone to: gibsons elementary, elphi
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Would You
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Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: if i could, yes haha
Go to a hanson concert if you had a free ticket: obviously
Kill someone you didn’t know for 15 billion dollars: youd get busted...
If you were stuck on an island, what person would you want with you: katie cause we could get wasted and tits our way home with some pirates, or some sexy men that i dont have to talk to because they are too busy dancing for me.
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would you tell them: most likely, im not good at keeping things from people, particularly if it's their business to know.

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Who
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Who is the last person that called you: sexy taylor
Makes you laugh the most: adam, katie, random people at random times
Makes you smile: everyone
Can make you feel better no matter what: no matter what? ..no one
Was the last person you touched?: oh, australian dude at work
You talked to last: gas station chick
You hugged?: kareem
You Kissed?: michael strangely enough
You yelled at: derek derosier
Told you they loved you: drunk guy at concert
Is your loudest friend: most of them

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Do You/Are You
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Do you like filling these out: usually
Do you like yourself: yes, i do quite enjoy my own company
Do you get along with your family: sometimes
Do you do drugs: not so much anymore
Color your hair?: like a cheap hooker
Have piercings below the waist?: no
Habla espanol?: nein, ich sprechen nicht gut ... spanish.
Stolen anything: too much
Smoke: never enough, kareems bringin me a carton from china
Obsessive? nah not really
Compulsive? a little, sometimes
Anorexic? no, i really really like food
Depressed? No
Suicidal? no

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 19:06:08 GMT

You can own the earth and still,
all you'll own is earth untill
you learn to paint
with all the colours of the wind!

classic fairy tales as metal would have it:

Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:02:51 GMT

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, kills the princess, and then fucks her corpse.

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

NU METAL:
the dredlocked nu metal guitarist arrives with a record scratching nerd and proceeds to play his ibanez 7 string with the mid range turned off and everything else cranked too high, resulting in nothing more than a horrendous rumble, between him and the record scratcher the combined shitty noise collapses the castle and everyone dies, either from the falling rubble or the lack of tonality or skill.

METALCORE:
The protagonist arrives via huge ass brand new Dodge Ram with 40 inch tires and a horribly painted flame job and begins screaming incoherently at the dragon in a pseudo-angry fashion, flexes and chugs 20 beers. The dragon promptly eats him, spitting out the rings and bars from his numerous facial piercings, and kills the princess.

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 19:36:42 GMT

i have to quit my job because my boss is a perv and i dont want to stay there untill i flip out on him and get fired and cant have a referance

thoughts...

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:39:31 GMT

I Write Messages On Money. It's A Form Of Social Protest. A Letter Printed On Pater That No One Will Destroy, Passed Indiscriminately Across Race, Class, And Gender Lines And Written In The Blood That Keeps The Beast Alive. A Quiet Little Hijacking On The Way To The Check-Out Counter. And A Federal Crime.

Thu, 18 May 2006 03:17:23 GMT

:

:

: uh... oh. i guess that was the beep.

okay, um... listen--i just found your number on a scrap
of paper on the floor in my wallet in the phone book
on the bathroom wall okay, look -- i'm actually just
dialing numbers at random but listen--

i'm just wondering who you are how you've been
what you've been up to if you're lonely and why
does just the thought of you make my lips and tongue
triple in size and make me hold the phone receiver
like it's some part of you

and was that you in my dream on the bus on the
radio in the bank across the room in my pants
last night?

hello? are you there?

i'm calling from chicago dallas new york
fayettebille san francisco minneapolis sometimes
you seem so close

and i keep missing you i miss you and I just called
tonight because i realized i never told you

i'm dying i mean we all are, right? but i'm really
scared to die alone and I was wondering if you might
be, too i'm scared of the dark and i thought maybe if
you were too we could sit in the dark together
and not die yet and maybe not be so scared

um, okay. i should go. anyway, i think of you every
day and I really hope everything is going well and
okay. um... give me a call soon. just pick up
the phone and dial any number. i'll be there.

bye.

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 19:14:16 GMT

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